Today the Radness was especially rad. Despite his pale and sickly appearance he was able to crush the bejesus out of any holds sent his way. His bulbous forearms certainly came to the party and then left abruptly once the party couldn't get any louder. Apparently they'll be away for a while.
Pete managed to send his long-term project (and everybody elses long term project for that matter) at Flock Hill, naming it Interstellar Overdrive (after the Floyd track). It clocks in at a whopping V11 and is sure to be wanting a repeat for a while. Pete sent it in fine Pete the Radness style, shaking all the while, pretending to be using his feet but actually not, forgetting his sequence at the crucial moment and then just campusing and not letting go. Quote of the moment "I am infinitely strong".
Pete then declared his retirement for a two week radness-gestation period. But how long can you hold the radness down? Estimates of how long his hiatus will last range from four minutes to six days. What poor unfortunate set of holds will Pete bring the Radness to bear on next? Only time will tell...
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